This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is overrun with messages for viagra. How am I supposed to stop all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a legitimate email for once.
- Maybe someday this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm resigned to deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, enough is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless offers for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Get a clue.
- I'm reporting your actions to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every here single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Leave me alone
- This is useless to me
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your one strike to knock it off. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Messages
You believe you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Drop Dead With Your Annoying Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.